Yep, he's General British now! As for: yeah I was thinking about this,
the
wife aint happy with me MMORPGing so I was scuppered before I even began..
I bet she watches Emmerdale, Coronation Street, and Eastenders every
****ing
day. There's an hour and a half PER DAY veging in front of a telly. At
least
when gaming you are using your brain and interacting with the computer. Of
course, you should show her the site for TR and come off with some line
that
women are more powerful in the game than men, hence the redhead on the
adverts. But the dangerous side to this is that you may end up not being
able to get near the computer yourself! I know a few poor blokes this
happened to. Another one, his missus would plant their 2 year old in his
lap
when he plays counterstrike, up until the wee lad started making gun
noises
and laughing at the carnage. That particular wee lad is named Finn after
the
Finn from the 2000ad! As for too much gaming, well, I like Oblivion, and
we
have this one teaspoon that is a yellowish type of metal, every time I
lift
it out the drawer, I think to myself, "Elven Teaspoon," as all the Elf
weapons and armour are gold in Oblivion. I am not addicted to videogames.
Honest.
Now for something completely unrelated. I heard today about a bloke in
Dublin, sitting in his house and his missus came home upset, she told him
that the hoodies in the park were kicking her as she walked by. Apparently
he got into his jeep and drove through the park looking for them. Now I
dunno how this came about or the cir***stances, how many little bastards
there were, but the yarn goes that he drove his jeep over their legs,
breaking them, he drove home and emptied his house and moved out there and
then. I dunno if any of that is true, but if it is, more power to him I
say!
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