Re: With the 2000AD site...

Carl wrote:
>  I think for sure he was pretending in his accent, because
> there's no way a cow could shoplift  without the benefit of opposing 
> thumbs.

Who needs thumbs when you've got an arsehole that can hold a couple of 
2-litre bottles of Tizer?  Quick whip of the tail and they're in.

Mind you, you wouldn't want those Jaffa Cakes I nicked last week.

And the farmer still hasn't worked out who stuck bricks under the wheels 
of his combine harvester...