see dick run
+++
stupid psychic blog
+++
sugababes
'overload'
+++
hmm
+++
bit risque
+++
suck my string ya *****
just gettin rid of th rifraf
make yrself at home
smoke a few cones
th wizard will bee along
presently
..
..
..
+++
smoke em ifn ya got em
**** my dealer been nice to me
+++
ok diary
fourth test ride
extreme monsoshock
prototype unicycle
++++
whipped into trippers
after comin outta th bowl
no **** tripper
couldnt even fillt h car
without some **** askin me to haul it out of th car and
give me a demo
+++
over th wall
clean
on th first attempt
+++
number ten attempt was
a bit hairy
th ****er bounced
on th wall
+++
?
'pump up the volume'
+++
they been
studyint h video
reckon i
put my arms above my head
goin over th edge
over th gutter
like i'm attached to
skyhooks
tripper reckons i'm
flying
+++
glided effortlessly over that
driveway road transition
+++
no **** man
it didnt slip in th
moss
+++
so naturally
it aint th unicycle to play
in th moss
+++
th tyre is
disappearing fast
holly roller replacement i think
hard t find those knobbies in a 24
+++
stuck it into th
basket ball court
thinkin on
tomorrows
unicycle hockey
grip man
then went down three stairs
+++
had a bit of fun
ridin around
th redcliffe lagoon
warmin up to hit th bowl
+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++
some hot chicks smiled at me
ho hum
+++
th five bourbons
is not so much
dutch courage
i'm half dutch
so much as
to keep me loose
if i do fall
+++
when th shockie prototype
went up th wall
first time and
crested
+++
this one
doesnt drag her arse up th wall
guess wot jen
fiurthest over
we'v ehit th bowl
and successfully gotten over th top
+++
as usual
only one stack
inth
redcliffe skatebowl
to re****t
goin over th grindin rail
got it on th next attempt bnut
i gotta come down somewhere dude
+++
bunch of guys at th bowl
had a try to ride ya
i'm sorry my
height challenged friend
maybe i bring th twnety with me next time
u would
flog these ****s int h bowl
small weight and
on a small wheel
+++
muscles
veins stickin out of his arms
i can see u
jumpin into a bowl
on a man;s bike
+++
no safety bicycle
this
+++
one day old
she goes from here to
th fabricators
for th test flight re****t
+++
budgie
'black velvet stallion'
+++
i'll go to th
bicycle shop and
get paul and
simon
to run their eyes over th
shockie
we gotta lower th spring rate
+++
th young fellas said
it
kinda felt normal but
an idiot can see we've
halved th swingarm length
+++
broadslides are still challenging
tends to just
do a ewie
unless yr fully committed or
in th service station
oil on th ground everywhere
nice slides
+++
why th towel on th seat chester ?
****in th lines
cause sh;e done
fifty k's
since last night
comfort brother
+++
like a saddle blanket
+++
somethin to soak up th
friction heat
+++
couldnt help myself
up th
redcliffe boulevarde
wrong side of th road and
disputin territory
+++
half full of piss and
been smokin cones
tryin to get unlaxed
before i hit th bowl
first time on a
strange beast
wot will it do ?
+++
dude asked me how my day was
cmon man
course it;s good
+++
but by then
fifteen chicks with
nice titties ahd
jumped up and down
as i glided by
+++
has less
slippage problems
than a hardtail unicycle
droppin over th edge but
ya gotta watch th
bounce
+++
we tried
up and down
th wall and
from both directions
it;s a ****in stable table man
+++
sprung is
definitely here
+++
more drugs over here...
+++
so tripper
tomorrow she hits th
unicycle public
not just th
public and
she's been over th bowl
she's been up a drain
been over a bmx track
+++
george
'that's when you come to me'
+++
th video footage will tell us
how much travel she;s usin
+++
skyhooks brother
th ****s hold me
up
+++
flappin my arms
to go up th bump
he says
+++
my favourite hairdresser
has lost a passle of weight
i hope for good reasons
yr lookin good
+++
pure blonde
+++
i hit th pub this arv
on my new beast
extreme monoshock unicycle
tp pick up a sixpack of bourbon
my head still in
flight test mode
it's gotta go over th wall som
i gotta know where th beast lets go
before i chuck others on it
+++
yr a day old
and
ya've had learners on ya
+++
inspire confidence jenny 3
i dont have another wheel
that i'll drop into th moss
in th dark on
+++
nirvana
'breed'
+++
i dropped into th moss and
tripped out
where's th ****in slip man
+++
**** that noise
th drains are for th hardtail
till we hit th real mossy and
it;s got bumps
maybe if we
tyre down
+++
another day
+++
maybe th
holy roller tyre will
react different
course it will
+++
smooth and mossy is
heaven on a stick
+++
i'll have to take ya for a ride later jane
or u'll toss me next time i stick ya
over a traffic island
+++
tripper's showin th video around
of his latest build
he a ****in good
fabricator man
+++
the black eyed peas
'labor day'(it's a holiday)
+++
i'm confident it's
ridable in th pack but
it turns so fast
+++
different trail to a standard uni
+++
will i nick a longer seat post
from some other project layin around here or
take it as it was built
+++
wanna grok wot it is now
all steel
alloy bein talked but
they were gunna go
bottom end first
cmon man
when we roofin we
always whingin
ppl start their home renovation
bottom up
pare th weight down
top to bottom
but man
th centre of gravity is
so low
pivot point
so close to th tyre
+++
****in excellent man
+++
i shaved a post
not to many to play with there but
i shaved a post
+++
john butler trio
'something's gotta give'
+++
no computer
no bump just
a shave
+++
so stable ya can
move around at speed
+++
th main drag at redcliffe got a hammerin
+++
gettin th seat angle
quite right
with swingarm
movin in that plane
+++
th wheel moves forward under
heavy braking
tips th pilot back
into th spring
+++
yr builder sees it
as flyin
why does that
not surprise me
+++
it's one of
ridgeway's wheels
been respoked a coupel of times and
rerimmed
showin small traces of th beach still but
th flat black
spray can disguised most of that
+++
kylie minogue
'promises'
+++
do i want it in a 26 inch ?
**** yeah man
48 spoke mountain wheel or
36 standard or
32 spoke big
lets talk rims dude
+++
if we go dual rate
spring
and
fix th topout
grabbin th pedals with my toes
clingin on
+++
lets um
keep th idea of handlebars
on th backburner
i'm comfortable with
gear and brake control on a
hand control
flexible
+++
if you can build it
i can ride it
+++
first ride
on video
she jumped th gutter
just
th thing inspires confidence tripper
+++
i can use less magic to stay upright
+++
roberta flack
'the first time'
+++
sticks
big gibber stones
water bottles
u name it
th wheel just tosses em aside
+++
i hit th grindin rail
four inch and
a coupel of inches above th ground and
we didnt so much
ride over it as
thru it
+++
same as th thing he cut up
to make u but
much tidier
+++
not as tail heavy
+++
i chopped a bicycle in half
tripper chopped th unicycle in half
they um
werent comfortable with it at first
both of em
chickened out on
cuttin up th other unicycle frame
rescued it and built another one
+++
love u guys
+++
i'm used to choppin em up
after th surf has had it's
fun
+++
this thing will get beached too
just to see how it handles
th surf
but th tyre is too wide
it'll just bee ****in around
testflight for
yr bigger brother unicycle
+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 2'
+++
tripper's a cluey ****
+++
thinkin on
a
curved spine frame
one piece instead of
two liek now
th welds are costin us weight
+++
in alloy with
a seat post holder
whether we
sit th post vertical or
laid back like now
i dunno
it'll **** it;s clean lines
gotta look right
+++
th lower
swingarm mounting arm
is almost
parallel
with th upper arm
carryin th seat post
when she's ridin
do they line up ?
+++
how it is at present
if ya adjust th spring preload
th seat height changes
up and down
as well
+++
tillwe
get that spring
workin a little lower down
in it;s range
th spring preload
aint doin much
+++
i tried all off
i tried all on
and places in between
+++
but
it stuck in
s****ts mode
right now
loves th rough stuff
would be a shame to change it
+++
waiting is
+++
just
th suspension makes sense when it's
bang bang bang
over th bigger rocks
at speed
+++
then
th littlies just get thrown by th flywheel
+++
gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
+++
i'll have elephants balls on toast pls
+++
waddya mean yr out of bread
+++
****s
+++
see dick run
+++
th one percenter in my soul
just loves th bowl
+++
pullin th unicycle up th wall
with me
ya gotta hit it
confident or
wave off early
+++
pullin up my
goin over th top
just wanna ooze over th top
not here for air today
even if we get th occasional bit
this is prototype and
one thing at a time
it's only one day old
+++
tripper
if it wasnt a great beast
fourth ride i'd
still be just usin it
to go to th shops on
till it inspires some confidence
th other unicyclists
know wot i mean
+++
just
+++
it's even easier to mount
than th half bicycle prototype
hardtail
+++
i'll go over that bank tripper
and u can film it for
our unicycle company's
promo's of our product
but i aint goin straight down it
first time
startw ith
an angle
th aproach angle is
everything
+++
nirvana
'come as you are'
+++
bee ****ed
th unicycle has conniptions
before it goes over th edge
th swinging side to side
is for
th aiming
+++
comes into
wotever it's approaching
liek a shark
part of why they call me
sharkie
+++
that terri irwin's a bit of alright
+++
i know it;s a bit early
i'm psychic
give me a break
+++
i felt a bit ****ed
readin about all them stingrays
in stingray bay
which they changed th name of
in
sydney
for a whole week
before ya passed away
killed by a stingray[shark]
+++
just
head burrowed in someone elses blog
th surgeon general
of th first fleet
+++
INXS
'never tear us apart'
+++
aussie
that is
+++
headed out for surf
on my 26 mountain unicycle
little brother
whips this model of
peter brocks race car
out of th ****in box
unheard of
400 of th pricks in here
only this one comes out of th box
we peer in it and
open th doors and
turn it upside down to
i dunno
and th next day
we hear th ****in shockin news
peter brock has
arsed it up sideways
into a tree
dead as
+++
**** man
+++
dont like commodores much but
+++
ya drove hard dude
+++
primal scream
'get your rocks off'
+++
when we heard
a stingray had
struck a barb
into steve irwins heart
+++
typical aussies
two days and it was
he shoulda been wearin his
spf 50 sunscreen
it protects against harmful rays
forgive us steve
+++
but um
ya were makin a do***entary about our
deadly sea creatures
+++
died doin wot ya loved
+++
ok i
knocked down five bourbons
before i stuck th ***** down th wall
if i fall
i wanna be
loose
and bounce
and she went over so sweet
i thanked my religion kuta
honey from our stingless native bee
cause my dream unicycle is
finally built
+++
a better wheelchair
+++
janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
+++
ok jane
ya go over th skatebowl nice just
a hardtail just
it just
is hard on th tail
+++
marko has bent
one of his disks
on his downhill racin bike
safety bicycle
it;s a girls bike
i know **** ok
+++
a hardtail
+++
marko man
th boys are
talkin a bigger disk
than wot yr runnin and
a fourteen gear hub
they think they've licked th
gearchange problems
+++
can i
have th brake
and th gear change
on th one stick
+++
and do both
while still flyin on th wheel
+++
i dunno man i just
would prefer th controller to be
in one hand
+++
yr 24 hrs old
why reinvent th wheel ?
cause we'll always find different ways to use it
+++
tripper man
goin down th ramp
to th floating pontoon
over th
grip treads
th whole plot is goin up and down
it just oozed down it man
it just oozed down it
dropped a ewie on th
platform and
she cruised back up and
none of it bothered it in th slightest
+++
machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies'
+++
watchin pretty girls smile at me
while i
half cut
stuff a
prototype unicycle
thru th posts
+++
"hard abs"
well th boys liek how it goes thru th posts
"and some of th girls"
+++
only some of th boys
"touche"
+++
drop into th bowl as th man hey black
"get ****ed *****"
ex vice president of a bundaberg
motorcycle club
"told ya, they wouldnt let me resign"
+++
it's a stunning unicycle
+++
i been carryin unicycles
around in cars and trucks
for six yrs
mad unicyclin
but never
had two guys just
pull it out of th car man
show us
+++
marilyn manson
'tainted love'
+++
they werent nasty
quite th opposite
+++
it's just come out of it;s maiden bowl
goin back to th fabricators now
with th testflight results
ah man
it;s all ****in good
+++
rode thru th workshop
into th backyard and
hi ppl
th witchdoctor is here
+++
i's got it;s evil side tripper
when it hooks up
when th side thrust kicks in
doin swoops
**** does it accelerate
+++
tryint o keep th
miles down to a reasonable level
i gotta climb on th ****er tomorrow
+++
tenacious d
'friend****p'
+++
with th ride at lunchtime
ostensibly to th pub
she's done about
fifty k's
that tyre
is not gunna last long
th middle is nearly gone
and th edges are goin fast
+++
a holy roller man
we can fit a little wider and
it wont be any higher than this'n
+++
i dunno if i liek slidin it
got way too much traction
need bigger rubber
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
sorry brizzy
she aint comin in
black's
blackban of th city
goes till chrissy
+++
we havin fun anyway
+++
i dont get to sing as much but
i sang on strete corners for a ****in long time
+++
six yrs
rollin around on a wheel
after dark
singin rock tunes
on strete corners
+++
have th boys remembered
to grab th hockey sticks
+++
if th court's got
too much traction i'll
drop tyre pressures
much prefer th sldi eto
doin one eightys
when they aint requested
+++
gotta come in so hard man
just
seems ridiculous
how much speed it will wash off
just a
flick
+++
she does not
hit her arse
goin around posts
i hit that four post set at
speed and
even with slight drift
she's tucked in enough
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
now look computer
i said no
+++
you do not
get a ticket for ridin a safety bicycle
when ya surf on
prototype
monoshock unicycles
and then go and sing on strete corners
there
+++
to bee sure
i will trll many unicyclists tomorrow
of brisbane city councils policy
+++
own th malls do ya
+++
how incredibly interesting
+++
u dont understand unicyclists
and how big our ****in egos are
+++
when th ten thousandth person
tells u
yr amazing
+++
this is not a safety bicycle
and neither was wot i was riding
thru the
fortitude valley
+++
blind melon
'no rain'
+++
only johnno and i
could sing this
centre of th fortitude valley mall
have fun
+++
i dont get to sing with
five of my busker mates in a night anymore and
sing till dawn
while flyin around madly on a unicycle
but my half brother
th one i share a head with
has come back to life and
he doesnt wanna sing that high pitched
in th street anymore
+++
th offense is too great
+++
black rebel motorcycle club
'ain't no easy way'
+++
take my collection of mad unicycles and
my brother black
his last living memory
was bein vice president
of a motorcycle club
+++
that dr death is a ****
"our death curse swerved"
**** ya kuta
12 days and ya whacked dr azahari
black;s still *****in
+++
him bein
bomb maker for th first kuta beach
bali bombing
just doesnt
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'i gave up wanking'
+++
it doesnt make me ****in wet
+++
*****
+++
if black is
still vice president of th hysterical club of bundaberg
ya shoulda whacked dr jadyn patel
th **** hasnt come back
to face th music
+++
i know
after i flung th deathc urse
th very next line
i stuck in
but there are two dr deaths
ya gotta big enough beesting
gettin a good kill out of it is
sweet
no word of a lie
ruthless stingless bees
it's big enough to have
knocked both of em off in 12 days
answer me
+++
insurge
'political prisoners'
+++
dont tell me
eighty thousand yr old
plus
religion is
fretful about steppin on
australian authorities toes
+++
"like i said earlier"
"we give him a chance to face white man;s justice"
+++
dont bee racist ****
autralian justice system
"which we're a part of"
very loosely
+++
only cause oz law
recognises aboriginal law
and we're a provable
kadaitcha man
[australian aboriginal witchdoctor]
[oldest religion on earth]
+++
arlo guthrie
'alice's restaurant massacree'
+++
and one of th longest songs on record hey kuta
+++
we're a weird mob
down under
where th
kadaitcha man of australia
points th bone of death
at th islamic terrorist ****s cause
they bombed
kuta beach
a second time
and
th next day
a massive earthquake
hit northern pakistan and
a hundred thousand ppl
went under th rubble
if
th kadaitcha man of australia
hadnt thrown
the very soul of the problem pls
into th death curse
would it have been as bad ?
+++
do i just see it
backwards
th future thru a
twisted mirror
+++
climb on th
mad unicycle and
put it all out my mind for a while
how can i
jump into a skatebowl on a unicycle
in my mid fourties
"with a sixpack"
well...
+++
U2
' i still havent found what i'm lookin for'
+++
yeah
i dint go under a taxi
+++
i tried man but
after six yrs i
i only had to climb out from under one
once and
in 21 yrs i
still havent broken a bone on a
unicycle
+++
next time i
drop into th moss
on somethin that will get ****in wheelspin
i'll try to remember
u
cause i rememeber a time
when i too
stood in front of
th one wheel terror machine and
said out loud
i couldnt do that man
no way
not a chance
+++
i mounted jenny 3
outside th workshop
where she was built
and got upright
on th first attempt
stuffed it up th driveway
ovee th lip
across th road
played wit h cars
jumped th pther driveway and
came back over th gutter
and then
bakc int h driveway at speed
+++
the offspring
'pay the man'
+++
i did
well half anyway
th other half he gets in two weeks
"long as we're alive"
+++
we gathered around th
camera phone
and watched th recording
of it;s first ride
they;d played on it but
couldnt just jump on and
stick it to th *****
stop with a broadslide in th loose ****
in th garage
big smile
+++
"and a chick with grouse tits"
"askin if we're that famous guy she;s heard about"
i guess so
but i still
stuffed it over th gutter again
for all of them to see it
skyhooks hey
wow man
+++
i dunno tripper
i wonder if it's
somethin i picked up in strete entertaining or
if it really is
as beneficial
as it looks
"and feels"
+++
ya gott ahlf be thinkin
levitation
as ya jump th
boundary between road and
driveway
about six transitions there
we took maybe three
"more liek two"
is too small a screen
'waiting is'
<<<smile >>>
+++
arlo guthrie
'chilling of the evening'
+++
later psychic blog
black's got some **** to do and
we're still in flyin clobber
time t chill with a coupel cones and
**** i had a good surf today man
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
