"Why are there no Indians on the Enterprise? Don't they need I.T. sup****t?"
- Grandma Kumar to Patrick Stewart.
The Kumars at No. 42 (BBC TV)
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> When You Hear The Heavy Accent & The Poor Phone Connection... HANG UP!!
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> I think you must know what I'm talking about. Together, a heavy
foreign
accent,
> coupled with a lousy phone connection can only mean one thing... An
outsourced
> operation, in a place like India, China, The Philippines, etc.; where
some
> greedy American cor****ation is saving a few pieces of Silver and
displacing
> American workers in the process.
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> The best thing you can do is hang up... look for the companies' on-shore
counterpart
> and complain! Tell them you're sick and tired of sub-standard services
by
people
> who speak English so poorly that you can hardly communicate... are most
often
> poorly trained... have little accountability for the advice they give
you... often can't be
> heard clearly because of a poor satellite phone connection...
conveniently
block
> their caller-ID... give themselves phony names like 'Tina' or 'Jimmy'
(to
deceive you
> into thinking they're local) and most often provide no avenue to
escalate
an issue
> to someone who can really help.
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> Cor****ations will only end this practice if they see they're losing
their
customer
> base as a consequence. Let's start doing our part by starting a
grass-roots
> movement...
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