Carla Ventresca and Henry Beckett:
Woman (standing next to house-size car; to woman with regular car): I
bought this SUV to trans****t my recycling.
Glenn McCoy:
Woman (annoyed; to man she is dining with; re: waiter): Go ahead and
give him his tip now. I hate when they just sit there and watch you
eat.
Howard Huge:
Mrs. Huge (to Mr. Huge and guests as Howard bounds towards them):
Quick, hide your laps!
It says underneath the cartoons that they now have comics on
Parade.com, but darned if I can find them.
