.. . . we join a comic store owner (just returned from vacation) as he
catches up on things with his recently-hired assistant manager:
Owner: Now look at this poster. . .
Assistant: Okay.
Owner: You see how the covers have "Free Comic Book Day"
on them?
Assistant: Uh-huh!
Owner: They say that because *those* were the ones you were supposed
to give away, NOT THE WHOLE FREAKING STORE!
Assistant: Ah. Well, you know, that's the trouble when people don't
phrase things exactly, it opens the door for misunderstanding--if they
called it "Comic Books That Are Free Day", I certainly would have--
Owner: GET OUT!
http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComic.mpl?date=2008/5/15&name=Heart
